That’s What She Said

You know, I am sitting here reading a story written by someone I do not know, and I am falling in love with it. I have always been this way. Ever since I can remember I have been reading books and watching television and movies. I am fascinated by fiction. I fall in to these stories, I become so invested in these characters that I almost forget they aren’t real.  This is the reason I want to write.

I know I do not write fiction, but that is because I am not creative enough. I’ve tried. When I was in the first grade I wanted to be a writer. Then a teacher, and a slew of other things over the years, but last year I realized I truly wanted to write. I have had a blog in some way or another since 2004. I just love to write.

So if I can’t actually write these stories or create these characters that people fall so in love with, then at least I can write about these stories in hopes that I can help others like me find something as enjoyable.

A lot of people don’t understand what I see in reading all of those books or watching all of those hours of television. It isn’t because I am bored. I do not own 48 DVD sets and countless movies because I get bored. I own them because I truly care about the characters that are created in them. And when their stories end I truly become upset. Most people just think I am insane, but if you truly appreciated these works of fiction the way I do, then I think you might understand why I love them so much.

The characters are real. Their problems are real. Their relationships are real.

I only wish that people would stop judging me for loving to read and watch these personal stories. It allows me to escape for awhile and it makes me happy. I don’t care if they don’t exist in this reality.  I wish people still appreciated these works of fiction for what they are. Mostly I am talking about the books here. I myself have stopped reading for pleasure as much, due to my amount of school work, but when I find a book that draws me in, I will do nothing but read it until it is finished, even if it means I lay in bed all day without eating or showering. Good books do this to me. Good television does this to me.

I hope it means as much to others as it does to me. Because a life without these stories would be very boring.

Everyone should learn to love The Onion, “America’s Finest News Source.”

Lynda K. Hall, professor of psychology, has something to smile about. Her son, Jeremy Boyd, a seventh-grader at Heritage Middle School in Westerville, Ohio, was part of the school’s team that took home first prize in the Future City National Finals Feb. 18-20 in Washington, D.C.

The mission of the National Engineers Week Future City Competition, now in its 16th year, is “to provide a fun and exciting educational engineering program for seventh- and eighth-grade students that combines a stimulating engineering challenge with a ‘hands-on’ application to present their vision of a city of the future.”

Hall said she could not have been more proud of the work her son did on the project.

As a member the Future City team, he worked to put together a simulation of their city with the videogame SimCity 3000, write an essay and an abstract about the city and make a scale model to be presented at the competition. The model had a budget of $100, so most of it was created from recycled materials, Hall said.

Boyd’s team placed their city of the future, RA, in Egypt, an unusual choice among the teams. Most chose well populated areas. Hall said they chose to place it in the desert to “look at how people will adapt.”

The topic for this year’s essay focused on how nanotechnology would be used to monitor the city’s infrastructure.

Their winning essay focused on how this technology would be used to manage their city’s sewer systems.

“The technology would provide RA engineers with precise data, a state-of-the-art monitoring system, automated repairs and precise problem detection that is economically advantageous, protects citizens’ heath and preserves the environment,” the students wrote.

The Future City competition consists of 1,100 middle schools from across the nation. Hall said she believed most schools were private schools which had more of a say in the way students spent their day.

“One school had Future City as a class period. We did ours on evenings and weekends,” Hall said.

Heritage Middle School won their regional competition held Jan. 19 at the Columbus Science Institute, qualifying their team for the national competition.

The presentation team, which Boyd was a part of, was only part of the group that created RA.

A group of twenty students, their teacher and a volunteer engineer who served as the team’s mentor, all worked hard on the competition’s four areas. The group then voted on the three students who would represent their team at the competition.

Hall said the Heritage’s volunteer mentor, Ted Beidler from the Franklin County, Ohio Engineering Department, let the students decide what they wanted to do with their city. He was hands off but would step in when he saw a problem.

“He pointed out their pitfalls,” Hall said.

The students were expected to know about their city and to be prepared to defend it, as they would be judged by a panel of engineers during their presentation.

After the top five schools were chosen, the students had to repeat their presentation in front of a larger audience consisting of the judges, parents and the other teams.

There has been only one other team from Ohio to place in the top five of the competition, Hall said.

One of those students, now in high school, helped this year’s team with their project.

Hall said the team was thrilled when they made the top five, let alone the top spot.

“We were really shocked when we realized they were the first place winners,” Hall said.

The rest of the teams immediately congratulated them after the awards were announced, she said.

“They were all so supportive of one another,” Hall said. “Their character really impressed me.”

Hall said the most surprising part of this adventure is not that the team took home the first place trophy, but that these students were determined to create a better way of life for the future. They were set on creating a safer, more efficient and “greener” world.

“They want to be part of the solution,” Hall said.

FROM: Volume 146, Issue 18: March 6, 2008

Television shows are always better than real life, right?

As a sister of one of our fine sororities on Ohio Wesleyan’s campus, I must say, “Greek” the TV show portrays Greek life quite accurately.

However, the show is way better than being an actual Greek on campus, because I am on the outside.

First, the drama that accompanies sorority life in this fictional world really does occur in real life. This is not a plot ploy, although it is usually somewhat exaggerated for more drama and/or comedy.

By putting any more than eight girls in one room at a time, you are severely increasing the chances of gossip and drama.

It is a fact of life. Girls love gossip. We eat gossip for breakfast. We gossip about other girls, we gossip about boys. It’s just what we do. But there comes a point when the gossip wheel gets old.

Watching this drama unfold on my television removes me from the situation and breathes new life into my tired gossip-worn body.

I do not want to hear about how much Person A hates Person B for being drunk all the time, unless it is on my television.

Secondly, I love that because this is a television show, I do not actually have to participate in any of the ridiculous events these sororities and fraternities cook up. I get to be on the other side again, laughing at the stupid things those crazy Greeks are doing.

I will admit that the events we put on are to raise money for our respective philanthropies.

This is a good thing. But deep down, even the most loyal sorority or fraternity member realizes how dumb half of these are.

To embarrass ourselves may put a smile on the faces of non-Greeks, but I will tell you, I am not smiling. Unless I am watching it on TV.

I realize that many of you reading this are also members of the Greek community here at OWU, and you might think I am wrong about all of this.

You might even be mad. Frankly, that does not bother me. You are probably the people
who are angry about my column trashing Oprah, and you are probably the people I hated on last week about wearing leggings as pants. (Emily Rose, you are allowed to wear leggings, but no one else.)

Hate me if you want to.

But I remember receiving an e-mail this past summer on the night the show was supposed to premiere. It was from my sorority.

The e-mail wanted us, as members of our fine sorority, to stand up to the negative and untrue stereotypes that the show was rumored to portray.

If you have ever watched the show, and you are a member of the Greek community, can you honestly say that most of the things that happen on the show have never happened, to your knowledge, here at OWU? Because I will say they have.

The show is not false in its portrayal of Greek life. Sometimes it might exaggerate a couple
of things.

But we all have secrets and our own gossip that circulates; first it is just the house, but then, given our small campus, it makes its way to all of the sororities. And there is the possibility of it extending further outside the circle of Greeks.

But, personally, I think the show does an adequate job at portraying the basics of Greek life

If you have not seen the show, check it out for yourself. It returns with new episodes March 24 at 9 p.m. on ABC Family.

FROM: Volume 146, Issue 18: March 6, 2008

WARNING: This column contains some vulgar language. Be advised. It is not in a derogatory sense, it is merely the name of a video. But you have been warned.

As I was perusing the Entertainment Weekly site today, I found this column by Mark Harris, a gay columnist at EW. His column takes issue with the video that has been floating around YouTube since the Oscars, “I’m Fuckin’ Ben Affleck.” This video, which features Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck singing the song, along with a choir full of celebrity cameos, was in direct response to Sarah Silverman’s video, “I’m Fuckin’ Matt Damon.”

Silverman and Kimmel have been dating for five years (I think – don’t hold me to this exact figure), and she is known for her raunchy and vulgar jokes and antics, especially on her Comedy Central program, “The Sarah Silverman Show.” So when she appeared on Kimmel’s show and debuted the Matt Damon video, everyone thought it was either A) hilarious or B) too vulgar. Perhaps some viewers thought it was both, but either way it became a huge national internet sensation virtually overnight.

In response Kimmel made the Affleck video. Why Ben Affleck? Because he is best friends with Damon. A fact that everyone knows. In fact I am pretty sure there have been numerous jokes revolving around that couple’s sexuality. The video was not funny because it was a gay couple, it was funny because of who the subjects were.Would it have made sense to use Matt Damon’s wife? No, probably not. She does not have the public life and friendship that most people know and associate with Damon and Affleck.

I understand why members of the gay community might take offense to the video, but by looking at it from the angle of the long-standing friendship of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, I can see the humor in it as well. The video should not be seen as an anti-gay video. I have not read any other resposnes from anyone from the gay community, but I would love to see what others think.

Was it wrong for Kimmel to make this video? Do other gays find it nearly as unfunny as Harris did? I want to know. Because I find it extremely funny, even if it is also extremely vulgar.

I wish we lived in a country or society where there was not such a division between the gay and straight communities. I’m a liberal and I believe in equal rights for all no matter one’s sexual orientation or race, etc. I’ve had countless arguments over the right for gay marriage to be legalized in this country. I find it despicable that it is even an issue. Being gay should not have the stigma it does, but unfortunately many people are homophobic and afraid of people who are the least bit different. But is it possible for the world to change when the outcasts refuse to see any humor? However where would we draw the line?

The column by Harris addresses some of these issues in reference to Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra making racial jokes to Sammy Davis Jr. and having the latter laugh whole-heartedly at them. We may never know if these jokes stung or not, but I know that Kimmel and Affleck never meant any harm by making the music video. It was only for humor and the subject was chosen merely for his very public friendship with Damon.

Why can’t we all just get along? No one is out to get anyone else.